9.  Chug maple syrup until you blow chunks.

8.  Cram as many dudes as you can find into a buggy.

7.  Buttermilk kegger.

6.  Burn past the square dance on a seriously rad Clydesdale.

5.  Sleep until 6 a.m.

4.  Churn butter in the nude.

3.  Consort with the witches off of the cover of a discarded "Which Witch?" game.

2.  Squeeze cats to make the "wicky-wicky" sound like rap DJs.